What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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